28 February 2013

5 False Mobile Ads

If there's one thing worse than Indian smartphone manufacturers, it's the ad executives hired by them to market the recycled Chinese handsets. It only makes sense then to vent our frustration with a caustic critique of five of the worst adverts infesting the airwaves.
Here are the 5 worst ads-

1. Nokia Lumia 510
The setup: Hands kissing, hands kissing everywhere. A young couple, a token old couple, friends, rubber ducks, a kabab mein haddi, all kissing—with all their hands. Fingers bunched together, they touch the others’ while pouting, apparently signifying a kiss. So what’s the bottom-line? The kiss just got "trendified" it seems. Is it just us, or does anyone else also suspect someone at Nokia is majorly into some twisted form of a hand fetish.

2. Lava A10
The setup: A ridiculously underdressed counter lady in the supermarket has run out of change. The dude with a plasticky phone at the checkout counter gets a lollipop instead of change. Note: if you ignore the subliminal symbolism, the dude with a cheap(er) phone is supposed to have been ridiculed with the gesture. However, when the stud with a plasticky Lava A10 walks in, the counter lady suddenly acts like she’s been abducted from the sets of the latest Wildstone deodourant advert. Instead of change, boy-next-door is handed “Surex” condoms. Well, because the phone apparently separates the men from the boys.

3. Micromax A116 Canvas HD
All we get from this ad is that if you own this phone, you can walk out on a one night stand without having to say goodbye. However, this only works if you’re a firang with the vocabulary that’s restricted to only two words: “can” and “nah”. It looks like using smartphones as a replacement for corny pick-up lines seems to be the go-to argument for ad execs these days.

01 January 2013

5 concepts that should come true in 2013!

Finally, we survived 2012...the year of apocalypse. Its 2013, new year, new hope and most interesting of them all is new tech. Here's The List of 5 Concepts that we'd like to see in this year-

1. Flexible screen

2. Twist bike

3. Holographic Keyboard

22 December 2012

5 ways how the rapists should be punished!

A few days ago in New Delhi, a shocking incident took place. A 23-year-old physiotherapy student was brutally beaten up and raped by six drunken men in a private bus. She was declared dead after few days. All of them are arrested and here's the 5 ways they should be punished-

1. Death by stone pelting
First of all, tie them naked on a pole. In the middle of a busy street put some heaps of stones and leave it to the public. The family of victim should be given first stone to throw at them and live coverage should be done by media in all news channels.

2. Death by tiger
What could be better if we feed National Animal of India the flesh of these bastards! They should be left in a tiger cage, And let the tigers enjoy their meal.